And so the great magician Nadrak turned himself into a newt. As such, he was able to hide in the womens locker rooms at his old wizarding school and oggle the girls. Unfortunately, he got stuck in one of the lockers and could not escape. The girl whose locker it was, found the dead newt a week later and squealed like a banshee. From then on, newts stayed out of the locker room. There was a great infestation of very friendly mice soon after, however...